It is pretentious, but, to be fair, you did ask for it...

Name: April King
Rollergirl Name: Soylent Mean

DoB: April (ha!), 1981
Height: 178cm
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown

Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
E-mail: april at twoevils dot org

Status: Married

Work: Currently working full-time for Wells Fargo in downtown Minneapolis, MN.
Resume: [Word formatted resume] : [PDF formatted resume] (please email job offers, don't call... thanks!)

LinkedIn Profile: http://www.linkedin.com/in/aprilking

I'm always happy to answer questions if anybody has any. Just send me an e-mail to the address above (or below, I suppose).